youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

I’d be his, if he asked.
― (via bl-ossomed)
Drugs are both the worst and best things I have ever experienced.
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helpineedsomebooty:

cogito-ergo-dumb:

why do ppl say ‘boring person who probably listens to the beatles’
like
HAV U HEARD THE WHITE ALBUM

OR ANY BEATLES ALBUM

  • bitch ass kid: *talks while teacher is talking*
  • teacher: can u not do that
  • bitch ass kid: what a bitch